Done it this time, Granny will be pissed!

The Queen is allowed to do it but not, it seems, Prince Harry.

Quite frankly, I am neither interested in the Queens bling, nor Harry’s. I am singularly unimpressed.

The only issue is that Harry’s got balls… ah, in both senses of the word.

Lot of old bollocks if you ask me.

Brings to mind… “He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!”