Prince Harry has put put in the corner for being a very naughty boy; he’s being sent to Afghanistan for a second tour. I wonder if ‘deployed’ really means deported.

He’d better not go flashing the Crown jewels around over there, or the Taliban will using his royal bollocks for target practice.

Prince Harry deployed to Afghanistan

Prince Harry faces a “difficult and demanding job” in Afghanistan, his group commander says

Prince Harry has been deployed to Afghanistan for four months, the Ministry of Defence says.

The prince, an Apache helicopter pilot, arrived on Thursday night at the main British base, Camp Bastion in Helmand.

The 27-year-old, who is third in line to the throne, will take part in combat missions against the Taliban.

It is his second Afghanistan deployment – he spent 10 weeks in Helmand province in 2007-08 but was pulled out after media reported his secret deployment.

Captain Wales, as he is known in the military, arrived as part of the 100-strong 662 Squadron, 3 Regiment, Army Air Corps.

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Talk about getting a right royal bollocking…

Worse than being sent to Coventry.